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Archive for August, 2008

SNES may help u?

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Some nice experience sharing from my friend. Is about SNES(note:it is not super nintendo, haha)

Check it out here :-p.

The different between you and your boss?!(*o*)

Monday, August 11th, 2008

“When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
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叫‘乳房’太沉重 - 乳既是小的意思

Friday, August 8th, 2008

乳既是小的意思(ZT)
一小学老师在和学生解释”乳”字的含义:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鸽、乳猪等,要求
小明用乳字造句。

小明:因为现在房价太高了,所以我家只能买得起50平方米的乳房

老师汗,说:再造一个
小明:我年纪太小,连一米宽的乳沟都跳不过去

老师大汗:说再造一个
小明:老师我真的想不出来了,我的乳头都快想破了